Banshee's Lament

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sylvanas-girlkisser
sylvanas-girlkisser

Anyone remember how in Mass Effect 2 it's revealed that Miranda hooks up with rabdom men from dating apps, with the explicit purpose of getting pregnant and never seeing them again?

The Doylist explanation for this is obviously that this is Mass Effect and the writers either didn't know, or didn't think about artificial insermination. Like Miri babe, you can entirely skip paying for tinder gold and just use your exorbitant salary as an unethical scientist/assassin working for the proud boys, to have a livensed professional get you pregnant in the sort of strictly business relationship you're looking for.

However, for a Watsonian explanation, I think it's much more funny to imagine Miranda just has a huge breeding kink she refuses to acknowledge as such; and the reason you never see her drink is because she knows she will start rambling about how every woman secretly desires to spend her whole life pregnant and make everyone uncomfortable.

nuxtamara
callmebliss:
“squeedge:
“sonoran-partisan:
“sharper-and-bigger:
“epic-games-official:
“ beckiboos:
“What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon
”
I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona
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Little...
beckiboos

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

epic-games-official

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

sharper-and-bigger

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Little velociraptor

sonoran-partisan

Lads

squeedge

ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like

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more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit

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they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease

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they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice

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they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin

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they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur

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and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage

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I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME

callmebliss

I love you Mr. Meepmeep